Meme by Saturday 9

1. Tell us a joke that you think is funny. If you don’t tell jokes tell us why.
I don’t really tell jokes. I don’t really know many good ones, and I have a rather eccentric sense of humor.

2. Where do you buy most of your clothes?
Catherine’s and Wal-Mart. I can’t really afford to be a snob about cloths. Then again…even if I could I’d probably still go for what’s comfortable and cheap.

3. Which famous person would you like to meet? Why?
That’s alive today? Johnny Depp or Hugh Jackman, because I think they’re both pretty cool and down-to-earth guys.

4. What is your ultimate ambition?
To enjoy life and all it’s insanity.

5. Do you like to live in the area of your country or would you prefer something a little different?
Well…I bitch about it a lot, but I’d probably be the same anywhere else I lived. Though part of me would really love to move back to Montana, because I miss the mountains so much.

6. Has a newspaper or television reporter ever interviewed you? If so, what were the circumstances and what did you think when you read or saw what you said?
Nope, not that I can recall.

7. What was the last CD/mp3 album that you purchased? How did you like it?
I bought Adam Lambert’s CD “For Your Entertainment”. Let’s just say it doesn’t stay out of my CD player for very long.

8. Write down 5 songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
“Music Again” and “Whataya Want From Me” By Adam Lambert. And for some reason I’ve been hooked on Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”, “Papparazzi” and “Just Dance”.

9. Do you or your partner usual begin intimacy?
I’m single, and plan on staying that way so the question is completely irrelevant to my situation.

Current Mood: Feelin’ fine.

Meme by Friday 5.

1. When you come home from a long day of whatever it is you do and your brain is totally fried, what therapy do you normally seek?
Depends on the just how taxing the day was. On a regular or mild day I just relax playing games on the computer. The super bad days…I hit up the wine coolers or liquor cabinet. However, both occasions usually involve a ‘bitching session’.

2. Of the myriad of desserts made primarily of fried dough, what is your favorite?
Heh, it’s ALL good! I suppose though I’d pick funnel cakes as my number one.

3. Most fried foods are best right out of the fryer, but what’s a fried food that you enjoy cold?
For me it’d be chicken tenders. Don’t know why, but they still taste good after sitting in the fridge overnight.

4. What’s the most unusual deep-fried food you’ve ever tried?
So far, Fried Green Tomatoes at the State Fair. They were a bit weird at first, but they’re really good. The grossest I’ve tried, was a deep-fried candy bar, it was just way too sweet.

5. Where can you get really good French fries?
Culver’s! I am so addicted to Culver’s fries! Although, Granite City’s ‘Idaho Nachos’ are high up there on my list. Damn it…now you’re making me hungry!!

Current Mood: Feelin’ fine.

The Bathroom Meme from Monday Mahem

1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?
Nothing, I just don’t see why you’d want or need to read while on the toilet.

2. Do you pee in the shower?
Heavens no, not since I was a really little kid.

3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?
Always now, but not so much when I was a little kid.

4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?
It’s been known to happen, but then again with four cats and a dog I never get any peace. They seem to think that when I’m on the toilet I need to be worshiping them. Silly animals.

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?
No, why would I do that?

6. When you use the toilet at someone else’s house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?
I used to, but not anymore. I usually avoid using someone else’s bathroom if I can.

7. For the Men…Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?
Not a man, but I will say that a) we’ve got my brother well trained and b) with the cats and the dog…I’m a bit insistent about the seat being down.

8. For the Women…Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?
Not that I recall.

9. Do you courtesy flush?
Not really, I just don’t think about it.

10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?
Not very often, mostly because air fresheners are so strong and they annoy my asthma. As for the candles…yeah, not with the cats and dog.

11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
Uh, once…back in college.

12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?
Me personally…nothing. Though my cousin, the holy terror when he was younger, he’d put just about anything in a toilet to see what would happen to it.

Current Mood: Nappy time!

the 3 minute meme by Monday Mayhem
Ready-set-go

1. What color socks do you have on? (no peaking)
I’m not wearing any socks this morning, I do have my light blue slippers on though.

2. What color underwear do you have on?
White, naturally.

3. What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Some left over cornbread.

4. Who is the most annoying person on TV?
There are so many I could list, but Conan O’Brian springs to mind.

5. When was the last time you kissed someone?
Gave my cats each a kiss this morning. They’re the only children I’ll ever have after all.

6. What ’starlet’ has had too much plastic surgery?
All of them, come on now even once is too much for me.

7. What ingredients would you use to make a home made pizza?
As in toppings? Ground beef, black and green olives. Or possibly Canadian bacon and pineapple.

8. Who won the World Series last year?
Yankees, not that I watched. Sports aren’t my thing.

9. What is your weather like?
21 degrees, with a bit of light snow.

10. Visit Thom’s Blog and steal an image to post here.

11. Visit GlitterBabe’s Art Shop or her blog and ‘borrow’ a drawing or an image to show off here.

12. Visit Bud’s Blog and steal a meme question to ask right here.
What celebrity in a fantasy would you like to be alone with?

How long did it take you to complete this meme?
Epic failure, even if I’m not counting the time it’s going to take to add my formatting. Nor the BS I went through because I forgot my Photobucket password…I was still well over 3 minutes.

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Meme by Curious as a Cat

1) Do you have a short fuse?
I’m part Irish, what do you think?

2) Where is the most beautiful spot on earth that you’ve ever seen?
That I’ve actually been too? Columbus, MT. The view of the Beartooth Mountains as your driving along the interstate towards the town are breathtaking. Over all Montana is beautiful country, man do I miss it.

3) How old do you want to live to be?
Late seventies or early eighties, somewhere around there would be fine. I certainly don’t want to be over 100.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

Since we’re going on first impressions, I was thinking “Damn, that’s a scary looking roller coaster.”

Current Mood: Feelin’ fine.

Foods which disgust the crap out of me:
Anything that I can not properly identify, calamari, and slimy foods.

TV show I loathe:
All that reality bullshit!!! Like Survivor, Big Brother, The Biggest Loser, and other crap like that. They kill perfectly good shows like Dollhouse, and keep that tripe around. Pisses me off!!!

Movie I loathe:
Most of Tom Cruise’s newer stuff from “Vanilla Sky” on. The only thing he did that I liked was “Last Samurai” but that’s probably because it’s focused on Japan which I love and not so much because of his crap acting. Let’s face it, divorcing Nicole Kidman and marrying Katie Holmes…did not win him any favors in my book.

Music genres I loathe:
Opera, some rap, and anything too heavy.

Magazine which annoys me:
Tabloids and Hunting/Fishing stuff.

Makes me cranky at restaurant:
Screaming brats and excessive waiting times.

Makes me cranky in public:
Screaming brats and stupid people.

Makes me cranky in general:
Screaming brats and stupid people. Yeah, I have a severely low tolerance for it, can you tell?

Pisses me off at home:
When stuff breaks, power goes out, or I can’t find something I’m looking for. If the DSL goes out…dude, you don’t even want to know how mad I get!! ^_~

Pisses me off at work:
Screaming brats, crabby people, rude people, people who think the company policies don’t apply to them, and people who think throwing things at me is going to get them their way. Retail is not a glamorous job, it’s like dealing with preschoolers on a daily basis. Have a care for your cashiers/sales floor people, for every nice one there’s at least 500 horrible people we have to tolerate in a day. So be kind, don’t add to our pain!

Pisses me off in general:
See all of the above, and you’ll have a pretty good idea. ^_~

Makes me impatient at home:
Waiting for something to be fixed, like the DSL or power.

Makes me impatient at work:
People who hand me one thing at a time. People who are on the phone at the checkout. People who sit and dig in their purse/pockets/wallets for what feels like hours in search of a coupon/change. Seriously, you were in a line and you didn’t take the time to look while you waited to get up to a register??!! Instead, you wait until you’re at the register and hold everyone else up!

Makes me impatient in public:
Being around children. Sooner or later you know one of them is going to start crying and being a brat. Not to mention the ones who get in your way and then stop and stare up at you. Most likely expecting you to move out of their way.

Celebrity I hate:
Tom Cruise. However, there are many, many more I just don’t have the time, or the desire to list them all.

Music artist I hate:
Mariah Carey. Again there are many more I could list.

I could care less about:
Reality TV, children, and stupid people!

Annoys the crap out of me weekdays:
Having to wake up early. Also, waking up early when I don’t have to.

Annoys the crap out of me weekends:
Not being able to sleep in like I want. Damn internal alarm clock.

Blogger’s habit that annoys you:
Can’t think of anything that really bugs me.

Feature on your blog you hate:
Can’t think of anything for this one either…well maybe the smilies. :) They’re kinda hideous and over used I need some cute ones, but am way to lazy to make them.

Movie star you despise:
I believe I mentioned him once or twice…Tom Cruise. He just isn’t that cool anymore, and frankly annoys the hell out of me when ever I hear news about him, Katie, or Suri.

Politician that you hate:
I have yet to find one I actually do like. So I guess you could say I hate them all.

Yeah, yeah…though shalt not Sunday Stealing.

Current Mood: Uh…let me get back to you on that.